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They can't know you're here.

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Can't tell my messages boards
I got scanned.

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They'll never forgive me.

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I'll get banned
for inappropriate language.

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Again.

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Gotcha!

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I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get another one, too.

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I'm gonna get all of you.

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Oh. Phew.

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Okay, count of three,

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favorite shoe insert.

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One, two, three.

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- Orthotics.
-Orthotics.

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So true.

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Favorite candle scent.
One, two, three.

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- Papaya Sunrise.
- Papaya Sunrise.

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But what about favorite
final seasoning flourish, eh?

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One, two, three.

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- Flakey Salt.
-Au naturel.

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What? Nothing? Come on.

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Blows out your palette.

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Whoa!

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-Ew, Purps.
-Oh, boy.

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Why are you wallowing in blood?

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Yeah. Why you wallowing, Purps?

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You think I decided to wallow
by sitting in a puddle of blood?

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Hmm,
Purps's got a point, Redsie.

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Fun reminder.

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MIRA assumes no liability

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for any and all cartoonish
blood puddle slip-and-falls.

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Bloodle policy's ironclad.

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Isn't anybody worried,
I don't know,

33
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why there's blood
outside of MedBay?

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Wait, shut up.

35
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Why is there blood
outside of MedBay?

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It's locked.

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-Captain to the rescue.
-Whoa!

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Damn it.

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Captain's kick.

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Wow, sucks that I'm so ripped,
huh?

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Hey, Blue, what's wrong--
you dead in there or something?

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Maybe we can see if Blue

43
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is okay on the MedBay camera.

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Oh, you still collect
vintage binoculars, huh?

45
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Hot, hot, hot...

46
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Hmm. Blue's in there, all right.

47
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But why aren't they responding?

48
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Yeah, and how do we get in
to find out?

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Damn, wrong turn.

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Great Caesar's Worm Farm,

51
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how do you fit in those vents?

52
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Easy. Years of scalding
hot yoga

53
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gave me squish bone syndrome.

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Keeps my bone limber.

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Note to self:
"get yoga syndrome."

56
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Yes, sir, squeezing
through those hot metal tubes

57
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is like the warm caress
of a perpetual adult childbirth.

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Uh, Green, Captain's tip:

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never ask Lime
anything ever again.

60
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Lime, uh, can you access
MedBay using the vents?

61
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Can a chemtrail do a backflip?

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I'll take that as a yes,
which is profoundly kind of me.

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But we all know Lime is,
uh, navigationally challenged.

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True, Purple's idea sucks.
New plan.

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I'll guide Lime through
the vents into MedBay

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using my impeccable
sense of direction.

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And these blueprints.

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Left. Left.

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Another, uh...
uh, what does this say?

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I don't know,
I guess, uh, eight lefts.

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I'm blind as a bat down here,

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which, I'll have you know,
they weren't always blind,

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but made not to see.

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But in my next dream,
I was on a roller coaster,

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which my ThetaHealer says
symbolically represents...

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Childhood fear
of roller coasters?

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Yes. See? Now you're getting it.

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Gah. You ain't Blue.

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I mean, I'm blue-curious.

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Uh, which way is north in space?

81
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Uh...

82
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Try hanging three rights

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where Red said
to take ten lefts.

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Hi, there.

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One dead crewmate, sure,
that's an oopsie.

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But two?
Makes me look like a bad leader.

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And I can't let that happen.

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I'm afraid you already have.

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I'm a good captain.
I can't let MIRA down.

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I'm good.

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Green, mop up that bloodle.

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Orange, gather the crew
so we can tactfully tell them

93
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about Blue's possible
graphic death.

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Purple, rewind the footage
so we can see

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how or if Blue died.

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-Aye aye.
-Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, so, again,
the cameras can't rewind

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because they don't record.

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Well, why weren't you watching?
Isn't that your whole job?

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Uh, I had to call
my cool cousin Josh.

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Joshy.

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Make a call?
When comms are down?

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Well, I-I was practicing.

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Practicing my-my call
to my cool cousin Joshy.

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Oh, come on. I know you.
Don't lie.

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What? H-How could you even
assume I would...

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I-I mean, I-I'm not lying.

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Eh, whatever you say, Purple.

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Mm, okay.

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Yep, definitely dead.

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Even in death, Blue can make
being covered in pink goo work.

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What a legacy.

113
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Where's the last body scan?

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The doctor promised
to destroy mine!

115
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Uh, I know part
of your "process"

116
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is being "eccentric,"

117
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but you can't
just trash the place.

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Weren't me.
Something sabotaged this joint

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like a government-funded
tornado.

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And that ain't
the whole parfait.

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This scan's got no bone.

122
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Hmm. Whose bone-less scan
is this?

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No clue. Still missing one,

124
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and Blue never got a chance
to label the lot of them

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before buying a one-way ticket
to the devil's playground.

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Hmm.

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No bone. Huh?

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Huh.

129
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No biggie.

130
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One of the scans is missing

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because Blue promised
to destroy yours, right?

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And the bone thing?
Probably a glitch.

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Bah. Glitches are just
big tech's way

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of gaslighting your computer.

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Uh, yeah.

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Those words are all
in a sentence.

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Now, time to tell the crew
there's another corpse on board.

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<i>
Emergency meeting.</i>

139
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<i>Emergency meeting.</i>

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Hi, team.

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Here to circle back
and touch base with you all,

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the captain.

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Crewmates.
A crew of mates.

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Sounds so simple,
but is it really?

145
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Nay.

146
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Alas, I am tasked with sharing
the official cause of death

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for a mate of crew.

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Try to live as they might,

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Blue officially died of...

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acute ripping off of the face.

151
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Oh, that was the most beautiful
part about them.

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Other than their brain,
body, shoulders,

153
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emotional intelligence
and depth of self.

154
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Yeah, now I'm stuck
looking at you ugly losers.

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No offense.

156
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No, you're right.

157
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I understand.

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Who'll be the hot one now?

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-I will.
-Yellow.

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Aw, thanks, Brown.

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No, me.
I can be the hot one now.

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Fun reminder.
Nobody's the hot one.

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We're all equally mediocre,
formless, non-sexual beings

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- who are very, very ugly.
-AW.

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Hate to steer conversation
to anything--

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I don't know--
remotely important,

167
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but shouldn't we be worried?

168
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Isn't there a murderer among us?

169
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Uh, no way. Two deaths?

170
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That's just a couple
run-of-the-mill accidents.

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Now, three makes it
a murder mystery.

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Any one of us
could be the killer.

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Maybe the roller coaster
in my dream represents...

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murder?

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Quick, Brown-- one, two, three.

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- Not a killer. Ah.
-Not a killer. Ah.

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Purple, was it you?

178
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Leading us to Blue
with your so-called slip?

179
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Hmm, "whoever smelt it
dealt it" rules.

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- Interesting.
-What?

181
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With that logic, it could be
Red or Green or Lime or you.

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- We all found Blue's
body together.
-True.

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And if you need me
to be the murderer,

184
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I'll happily take the fall
to beef up my résumé.

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No.

186
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Self-imposed
wrongful imprisonment

187
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is against company policy.

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Company-imposed wrongful
imprisonment only.

189
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Any decision
about who the killer is

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should be mutually agreed upon.

191
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No truth, no pizza.

192
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When the blood spills,
the marinara doesn't.

193
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,541
Stop with the bad vibes.

194
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,744
Solutions come
from good vibes only.

195
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,413
Yes, classic scientific method:

196
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,716
hypothesis, vibes, conclusion.

197
00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,854
Why's nobody talking
about the no-bone scan?!

198
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- Oh, Lime, you batty ol' coot.
-I'm younger than you!

199
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,229
-Wait, you are?
-I was born
on a leap year.

200
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,563
I'm only six years old.

201
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,298
Ah, yes, of course you are.

202
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,335
Buddy, that so-called
no-bone scan?

203
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:31,404
It was just a glitch, remember?
Nothing nefarious.

204
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,741
That's what
they want you to think.

205
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,943
It's a classic UFO cover-up.

206
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,713
Golly. The murderer's an alien?

207
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,414
Preposterous.
Aliens aren't real.

208
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,619
Yeah, kid, don't goad Lime.
They're, uh... Hmm.

209
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,586
What's the polite way
to say, uh...

210
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,325
Bah. The only...
I see is

211
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the bravado of thinking
we're the only intelligent life

212
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,830
in this lonely infinity.

213
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,097
Now, lean in close

214
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,934
as I weave a tale
of possible truth.

215
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,936
Yeah, okay,
let's cede the floor

216
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,139
to the most sane member
of our crew.

217
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,045
The killer's an alien
and it likes to kill

218
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,781
and it looks like this.

219
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,282
<i>
Hey, buddy.</i>

220
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,817
-Oh, wow.
-Really?

221
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,619
If this visor was an eye,
I would roll it.

222
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,121
You... don't believe
I drew this?

223
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,489
Oh, no, we all
believe that part.

224
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,824
Mm-hmm.

225
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,459
GREEN;
Okay, maybe not an alien.

226
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,262
No! It's the perfect shape
to hide in bodies.

227
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,431
Enough! I'm the captain.

228
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:35,134
And I captain's promise you,
aliens aren't real.

229
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,504
And even if they are,
they don't like to kill.

230
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,339
None of you are safe!

231
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,307
I know the truth.
I know your secrets.

232
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,976
The vents whisper them to me.

233
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,078
Like your little secret
in Oxygen.

234
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,314
And your little book
that traps people's dreams.

235
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,983
Uh, you mean my dream journal?

236
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,353
Oh, c... c-clearly,
Lime's lost it. See?

237
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,722
You'll all be sorry.

238
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,188
When the aliens come for you

239
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,824
and crawl
their little stick bodies

240
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,327
inside you blobby bodies,
you'll all be sorry.

241
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,563
Chaos has found a new home!

242
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,668
So, clearly, the lone wolf
who went off the deep end

243
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,370
is the killer, right?

244
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:14,007
I don't know.
Lime's fear feels so traumatic.

245
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,674
So real.

246
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,544
So real because Lime's
afraid of us discovering

247
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,846
their filthy truth?

248
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,048
If I killed Blue,
I'd deny it, too.

249
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:24,551
Hmm, of course, whoever
denied it supplied it...

250
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:27,654
Lime is the only one of us
able to fit into the vents.

251
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,823
If they could enter
to open the MedBay doors...

252
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,858
They could have
also snuck in

253
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,093
to kill Blue in the first place.

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But, uh, either way,

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I think we can all agree
it's a bummer to suspect

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our weird, suspicious,

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definitely-not-six-years-old
friend Lime.

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But on the flip side,

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nice to agree it's not an alien.

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The more plausible
and comforting solution

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is that it's a murderer.

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Just a regular ol' murderer.
No biggie.

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They've got guilt
written all over them.

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Hey, hey, you--

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what are doing over there?

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Oh, uh, me?

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I'm just standing here.

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No biggie.

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Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org

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Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot.

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Chirp.